Endless Blather
kissing ass
Oi, what's up? Name's Madek, you can call me Maddie, or whatever the fuck you wanna.
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOUR RAINBOW AND PROUD!
I have the most gorgeous girl in the entire world, and I can't wait to glomp her.
I like photography, so you'll get a lot of pics, dunno whether I'll bother telling you if it's really my pic or not. I have a dA which I really need to go update, look for RainShineYouAreMine. Gotta youtube too, look for MadekCarax. Enjoooooooooooooooooooooy if you're actually bothering to read this!
FAIL
You know you are FAIL when you hold it until you are about to cry and run into the door, about to whizz yourself.
You know you are FAIL when you wake up with a penis drawn on your forehead.
You know you are FAIL when your RAPEFACE is the same face you make when deciding whether to buy Teriyaki or not.
You know you are FAIL when you cry because the Rainbow Unicorn didn’t jump fast enough.
You know you are FAIL when you have a cactus the shape of a penis named Bob that is planted in a pot designed with chili peppers.
You know you are FAIL when you scream and freak out when the DOOM wall in DINORun is going to catch you.
You know you are FAIL when you sleep in bed with a thick winter jacket on.
You know you are FAIL when you run into a screen door, for a moment thinking it will automatically open like doors at the stores.
You know you are FAIL if you didn’t cry during Bambi.
You know you are FAIL when you don’t know the old Looney Tunes. Or The Amanda Show. Or All That. Or Keenan and Kel. Or CatDog. Or Hey Arnold.
You know you are FAIL when you DON’T know who framed Roger Rabbit.
You know you are FAIL when you say that someone is fine, and they reply “WHY YES, YES I AM.” and you don’t get it.
Tom: Too many mistakes from Bill - totally destroyed the RSG intro and fell down the stairs during “Reden”… What else did you mess up?
Bill: I just fell down the stairs, that’s it!
Tom: Sure, what about RSG?
Bill: Nothing wrong with that!
Tom: Of course there was - listen to what the others say…
(Source: springnicht)
Reblog if you didn’t know you could use the J and K keys on your keyboard to scroll up and down your dashboard
ONLY WORKS ON TUMBLR ! NO OTHER SITES !
HOLY SHIT!
(Source: superviluan, via lashmylin)
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET BUT SOMEONE’S USING IT.
“OPEN THE FCKN DOOR!”
(Source: alyannajanicarh, via m4ge)
